Random Stuff

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silverwing3214:

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

*dies*

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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me:
Hello?
Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
Me:
I have no mother.
Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
Me:
Yeah, which one?
Her:
Which one is home?
Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her:
So who's Antonio?
Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me:
I never said that.
Her:
Yes, yes you did!
Me:
No I didn't.
Her:
Y-yes! You did!
Me:
Did what?
Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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asktheharpy:

videohall:

Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

This makes me ridiculously happy

(Source: youtube.com, via agiletermination)